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| The Seven Commandments |
The 7 Commandments of Mian Shahbaz Sharif for 'BE-SHARAM' boys and girls.
(Uff, I hate doing translations... Khair, this is for the 'burgers')
1. Every 'special' and 'mango' is informed to respect the supremacy of the law on 14th February 2012.
(Hmmm... only one day, sounds good...what do you say all the Haqqanis and Gillanis out there?)
2. It is informed, especially to young boys and girls not to violate the Islami Act.
(Don't worry 24 + people, it's your day!)
3. On special directions of 'Wazir Aala' (Hey, you were Khadim-e-Aala before), a special team has been formed.
(And Samaa TV has acquired the broadcasting rights. and Maya Khan is returning. :O )
4. Punjab Polse's special team will travel whole of Punjab.
(ROAD TRIP DUDE! YEH CHEEZ!)
5. The team would be stationed at local hotels, parks, cafe shops and BAKERIES.
(Bakeries, WTF (Well That's Fantastic)...
HINT: Hit the motorway boyz and girlz... and keep on driving!)
6. Any member of the youth caught 'making love' will be prosecuted as per the Islami Act.
(Once again, this rule does not apply on people who are 24 + according to UN general assembly and The World Bank. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/
7. It is requested to all parents to keep their children under their supervision.
(MOM & DAD: Yeh kya baat hui! Hmph!)
- Mian Mohammad Shahbaz 'Shareef'
Chief Minister, Punjab
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